I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
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about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Randomize