I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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