You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
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Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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