i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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