Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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