Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
It's just like the Real World with babies
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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