Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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