those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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