I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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