What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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