How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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