belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Drake has all the answers
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
