Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
