the new term for farting is butt boxing.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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