just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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