Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
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Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
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The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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