The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Randomize
