I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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