Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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I have aggressive nipples.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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