apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
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My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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