Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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