love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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