tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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