margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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