I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
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