you would pick up someone in the library
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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