So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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