i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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