The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
