Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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