yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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