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(847): View more from Illinois

4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it

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(207): View more from Maine

We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.

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(503): View more from Oregon

he broke up with me so i peed in his bed

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(315): View more from New York

He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.

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(425): View more from Washington

four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone

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(310): View more from California

I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow

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(925): View more from California

I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction

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