you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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