Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
P.S. I can't hear my feet
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
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I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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