I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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