great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
this is an emotional support booty call
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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