doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
There's always time for handjobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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