Welp...herpes.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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