I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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