Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
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I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
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And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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