just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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