I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
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