forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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