I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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