You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.