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• (716): View more from New York

  why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary

  (716): View more from New York

  i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.

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• (315): View more from New York

  can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet

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• (917): View more from New York City

  had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.

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• (716): View more from New York

  i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.

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• (858): View more from California

  We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.

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  That's my new pick up line call me a polish name

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor

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• (707): View more from California

  all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit

  (720): View more from Colorado

  screw you you golddigging beer snob

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