remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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