belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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