should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Randomize
