Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Randomize
