fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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