I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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