Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
