Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
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Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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