Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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