every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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