i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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