Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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